Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
Just high enough for therapy.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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