Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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