Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
So i just got diagnosed with swine flu. im at walgreens looking like shit and this guy keeps staring at me. Im so gonna cough in his face.
well, dont
I didnt. i just coughed then looked at him menacingly. he got it.
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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