Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
pray to the hookup gods
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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