Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
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