The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
Drake has all the answers
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
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