I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
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