All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
His uber religious wife caught us having anal sex in their bed..... she called us sodomites. Can you even be a sodomite if you're a girl?
You're not a sodomite. You're a whore. Tell her to get the insults right. Did she try to save you with Jesus?
She said she'd pray for me. Man, if I had just caught my husband balls deep in some ho, I'd say fuck the praying and kick her ass.
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
is it fun? or sober?
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