Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
Randomize
