Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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