I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
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