This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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