Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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