shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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