Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
I wish there were birth control emojis
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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