yo i have your phone
... oh so you probably won't get this message
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
Randomize