weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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