just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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