This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
Randomize
