I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
I will pee on everything he values.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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