is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
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