is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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