so explain again why im purple
no
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
Enjoy the penises
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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