so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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