i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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