i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
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