During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
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