Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
