I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
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