i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
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