I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
Randomize
