that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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