Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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