I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
I look excited, but its just a facade.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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