Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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