we're blogging at a bar
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
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