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I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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