I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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