one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
Randomize
