just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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