Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
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