in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
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