I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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