I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
I got Pilsbury cinnamon rolls for us to have tomorrow, but I don't have the willpower to leave them in my fridge overnight, so I am eating them all and getting us more in the morning
I love you more by the minute
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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