have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
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