what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
Real life skills section of my resume: blow jobs, food knowledge trivia, sarcasm, mascaera application, sexting, tolerance of rail liquors
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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