that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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