what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
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