I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
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