She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
He called me "the Joe Montana of blowies." Not sure if that is an accomplishment or an insult, but going off of the amount of condensation on the windows of my car, I'm gonna just do a little touchdown dance and pass out.
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
You can't just leave with hair like that
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
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