glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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