Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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