my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
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