Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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