I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
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